Why Horses Can’t Read

Well… if you had been taught in this way maybe you’d find it hard to take it seriously too.

I mean:

“A-man, B-man, C-man” doesn’t exactly conjure wonderful literary images.

Also, isn’t “A Horse” not a horse? In the same way that Asexual isn’t sexual?

I love etymology and how English makes no sense. It makes language easier to abuse! 😛