I was wondering if I could create a useless alternative to the Nato Phonetic Alphabet, so I decided to give it a go (with a little help from the internet, friends and a pencil that claims to be 100% wool and has the instructions “DRY CLEAN ONLY” printed on it).
Anyway, here is the Non-Phonetic Alphabet:
A – Aether, Aisle, Auxiliary
B – Bdellium
C – Czar, Ctenophore
D – Djembe
E – Euro, Eye, Eight, Eiderdown, Euthanasia
F – ???
G – Gnat
H – Honour
I – ???
J – Jalapeño
K – Knee, Knight
L – Llanelli
M – Mnemonic
N – Nguyen
O – Oestrogen, One, Oujia
P – Pneumatic, Pterodactly, Phlegm, Phonetic
Q – Quiche
R – Rzeznik
S – Sgraffitto
T – Tsunami
U – Uighur, urushiol
V – ???
W – Write, Wrap, Wrestle
X – Xylophone
Y – Yvonne, Yreka, Yttrium
Z – Zaragoza
Use it to annoy people in call centres at your own risk.
My name is Hannah, spelt H for honour, A for aisle, N for Nguyen…
The name is also a palindrome so you should be able to spell the rest by yourself.
If you’ve got better ones, just comment and I’ll add them to the list.
I’ll be really impressed if you find any good ones for F, I, L, N, R, S, U, V, Y and Z!
Yvonne
Thanks! I’ll add it to the list!
Love this post! Reminds me of the classic
“The Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw is said to have joked that the word ‘fish’ could legitimately be spelled ‘ghoti,’ by using the ‘gh’ sound from ‘enough,’ the ‘o’ sound from ‘women’ and the ‘ti’ sound from ‘action.’ ” (this and more at: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/27/magazine/27FOB-onlanguage-t.html )
Thanks for sending that – I might have to post the link in a future ‘word games’ blog! 🙂
Sorry I’ve been so ridiculously late replying!
o– Oujia, as in Oujia Board
w–Wrestle
Ooh! Those are good ones! I’ve added them both. 🙂
M as in Mancy
How do you pronounce it? I don’t know if I’ve ever heard that word – only read it. 🙂
In Welsh “F” is pronounced like “V” so you could use a Welsh place name that begins with F. Maybe. Can’t think of any right now though. Fishguard doesn’t work.
Thanks! I can’t think of any Welsh places beginning with F, but I might be able to find them with the help of Wikipedia and a map! 🙂
Flint. A welsh town pronounced “vlint”.
Velociraptor!! (I stole that, but you can keep it)
Thank you for the gift of a Velicoraptor! How do you pronounce it though? Dialects make this all a bit difficult! 😛
Funny to see this creative piece, since I’ve never seen anyone else play with this–aside from myself. I haven’t “published” an example, but I’ve experimented with historical and geographical subjects. Nice job.
Thank you! I’m always playing with words – alliteration, homophones, palindromes etc. – it seems to be an inherited thing. My grandpa was an English teacher and did the same and my great uncle once wrote his sister an entire letter where every single word began with S, while he was serving in the war (I’d love to post it, but need to ask permission from relatives). If you publish any word games, I’d love to see them! 🙂
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Perhaps “I” as in Ian…
That might just work! Hadn’t thought of using the “ee” sound! 🙂
Thanks for following my blog. I like the idea of a new phonetic alphabet, but doubt I could remember it at the right moment – I tend to make it up as I go along, and, as you say, annoying people taking messages!
Thank you!
Sometimes it’s just hard to resist winding call centre staff up just a little bit! I used to hand the phone to my baby sister and let her babble at them. 😛
Great tactic
Brilliant collection. I tried to have a go at the two question marked letters. But drew a blank.
They are difficult! I still haven’t managed to find any unless I use foreign words.
Ridiculous quest there. What occurred after?
Thanks!
It was a silly quest and really just something I did for fun! The only result so far is that I’ve bewildered a few call centre staff! 😛
N for Nguyen…awesome! Thanks for liking my monkey on a walnut doodle 🙂
Nguyen is the only thing I could think of for N, but there must be more somewhere.
Thanks for dropping by too! Your monkey doodle was cute! 😀
vacuum like my Croatian grandmother pronounced it: “wack-yooom”
I like that! It sounds much more dramatic!
Accents/dialects make it quite hard to write an accurate list, but it’s good fun learning about language and how people pronounce things in different parts of this country and abroad! 😀
An old boss of mine at Exeter Post Office knew a lot of the alternatives, but as this was 30 years ago, I only remember these few;
A for Horses
B for Ham
D for Dense
F for Vessence
I for Novello
L for Leather
Y for Christ’s sake
Heard those from my grandparents. The ones I remember:
A (‘ay) is for ‘orses
B fer Mutton (Beef or Mutton)
C fer yerself
D fer Dumb (Deef or Dumb)
E …
F fer vescence
… and that’ ’bout it
L for Leather is good!
This would be great for convincing people to give up trying to learn English.
Thank you, Hannah, for following. I’ve just subscribed likewise.
Here’s mine: C-Celtic, choir, G-gnostic,
H- honesty.
Cheers!
Cynthia
Wow! That’s pretty cool! Thanks for checking out my blog. I’m in the process of moving so I’m waaaay behind on blogging. Lol
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C: Cue
D: Djinni
E: Eye
I: Igor
L: Llama
S: Sea
W: Whore
Y: You
Lots of fun…good job:)
i for ian
A – Aliyah
B – Bitch/ Buzz/Belly
C – Cupid
D – Dingo
E – Envelope
F- Felatino
G – Ghost
H – Hydro
I – Idaho
J – Jelly
K – Kryptonite
L – Lion
M – Money
N – Nitro
O – Old
P – Pyro
Q – Quail
R – Ruby
S – Sky
T – Tar
U – Underwear
V – Vagabond
X – Xena
Y – yes
Z – Zebra
forgot W – Wakka wakka
T: Tzar
C: Czar
P: Pterodactyl
I for Igor.
I use S for Sforzando as a slightly more used word in English, particularly for musicians. Similarly, T for Tchaikovsky
Q for Qi, but I like Q for Quiche too.
A for Aubergene due to the ambiguity, although there is a wealth of good ‘A’s out there.
f as in phonetic?
f as in enough?
f as in phonetic
lots of Ps but I always use “P as in psycho”
or try creating a non-phonetic alphabet like
a as in eight
b as in …
c as seal
d as in …
e as in iolani
f as in effort
g as in jeep
h as in ac…
i as in eiffel
j as in …
k as in cable
l as in elephant
m as in empty
n as in anything
o as in …
p as in …
q as in cue-ball
r as in artwork
s as in establish
t as in …
u as in youth
v as in …
w as in …
x as in extra
“Irk” is the best I could come up with in terms of counter-intuitive pronunciations for I. Alternatively, if you have both A and I in a word, you can use “aisle” and “isle” respectively.
Also, although it’s not the beginning of the word “Z as in Menzies” is good if you pronounce it correctly (i.e. “mingis”).
Lastly, I personally quite like “Ptolemy” for P.
I think you missed a trick here by not using Phonetic for P …
You’re right! How did I miss that one? Adding it to the list. 🙂
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Bored of the old phonetic alphabet? Here’s a non-phonetic alphabet to greatly confuse people.
This is not owned by me
Cool
http://www.mysmallboat.info/?p=3153
F, I and V can be found here
http://www.mysmallboat.info/?p=3153
As children ( a million years ago) we made up a different alphabet, those which I can remember are below
Instead of: A for Alpha, B for Beta etc
You have to mangle the pronunciation of ‘for’
A fa Gardner
B for mutton
C for th Highlanders
D fenbaker
F or vessence
G for?
H for?
I for Novello
J for
K for
L for leather
M fesym a
N for
O for the garden wall
P for a penny
Q for hours
R for Askey
S for
T for two
U for
V for
W for
X for
Y for heavens sake?
Z for