When I’m Killin’ Zombies
*To the tune of “When I’m Cleanin’ Windows” by George Formby.
Now I go killinā zombies to keep māself alive
Wandering round the suburbs with me handy MP5
Now it’s a job that donāt suit me
But zombie killer you would be
If you could see the hell I see
When Iām killinā zombies
Armageddonās just a blast!
If only virus worked that fast
The things I do to save me arse
When Iām killinā zombies
In my profession I’ll work hard
But I’ll never stop
I’ll kill these blasted zombies
Until Iāve had me lot
The zombie bride, she looks divine
The groom escaped her just in time
A weddingās just a battle line
When Iām killinā zombies
The living dead just want your brains
Donāt care for your cash or chains
The streets run red until it rains
When Iām killinā zombies
The virus claimed this camera guy
Who ate the brains of Stephen Fry
Who knew the dead could quote QI?
When Iām killinā zombies
In my profession I’ll work hard
But I’ll never stop
I’ll kill these blasted zombies
Until Iāve had me lot
Undead walking side by side
Arms outstretched and eyes all wide
Thereās no emotion left inside
When Iām killinā zombies
—— Instrumental ——
This living nightmare aināt no fun
Iād never leave without my gun
Wonāt stop until the battleās won
When Iām killinā zombies
My comrade clutches his behind
Got bitten on his… never mind
Natural selection isnāt kind
When Iām killinā zombies
In my profession I’ll work hard
But I’ll never stop
I’ll kill these blasted zombies
Until Iāve had me lot
A zombie staggers down the street
One head shot and that guyās dead meat
Iāll shoot āem back until Iām beat
When Iām killinā zombies
When Iām killinā zombies
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Lyrics to “When I’m Killin’ Zombies” Ā©Hannah Sterry 2013. All rights reserved.
Some people write love songs. I write about the zombie apocalypse. Fair’s fair.
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