This arrived in my inbox today! Liz and Katy chose to write one of their #bespokeballads about me! 😀
https://twitter.com/bespokeoffers/status/336583259070803968
I jokingly asked for one of the #bespokeballads a few days ago, but didn’t expect anything, so I was delighted (and amused) today when I found they’d written a song for me. They made me giggle!
LYRICS
Hold the front page, stop press!
Hannah’s got a story in the South West.
Sterry’s really growing Plymouth Art more.
It’s a smelly faux pas mis-typing Dartmoor!
You may think she’s only a reportist,
Look a little closer she’s a sweet jazz flautist.
We didn’t bring a flute, didn’t think we oughta,
But the flute’s really only a sideways recorder.
[Recorder Solo]
Quick, Stop The Press!
There’s a budding flower!
Another huge story on #devonhour!
Pawprints on the bed; inconsiderate cat!
While Sterry’s getting merry on the #spiritchat!
Harp Solo!
If you’re all wiped out from making animation,
It doesn’t even need to be an occasion,
If four of you want some razzmatazz,
There’s a five course meal with cocktails and jazz!
Katy and Liz are on twitter too, so they’d probably love a few follows and comments. Let them know what you think!
Katy’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/katyschutte
Liz’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/lizpeterscomedy
Thanks for reading and hope you’re as amused as I am! 😀
Hannah Sterry 
Oh this is exceptionally funny! So glad you’re getting such wonderful exposure. They are brilliant. 🙂
It was a surprise! I asked – slightly cheekily – for a ballad, but didn’t expect to actually get one!
They might make you one too if you ask – it can’t hurt! 😀
-grin- I might get the courage to ask once Vokhtah is a little better known. 😀
That is so cool, and the ballad is brilliant – I must get back onto Twitter and follow you…
I’m as amazed as you! I didn’t expect to be picked, but glad I was – it made me laugh! 😀
It’s awesome. I remember the thrill I’d get when someone like Alec Baldwin would respond to a tweet of mine, but to have a song written about you… Brilliant 🙂
very beautiful music you played on the flute
loved ti very much